Sutton Gallery, Melbourne, 2016.
“It was only last month that I attended an auction house and purchased a painting that I have now found out is a fake. I came across some money courtesy of an investment in an unscrupled diamond mine in Sierra Leone, this investment was made possible by accumulating interest via my off shore account in Bermuda. The money in this account was courtesy of the sales of my mass produced outrageously overpriced housing ponzi scheme that duped my investors. This money was made available from a fraudulent racing scheme where we presented a horse as another, the scam involved a syndicate headed by myself, in which we put in place a horse that looked almost identical to the nag it was impersonating, instead of it running like the busted ass it usually was our ring in performed much better and lead us on to greater riches. But alas our ventures are now failures because of this bloody painting from the auction house.” *
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